I’m playing the lottery tonight

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 31, 2009 in Success

You must put 100% effort into every endeavor. Otherwise, how will you learn that success is 99% luck?

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Only my vacuum has attachments

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 31, 2009 in Bob Tzu

I’m attached to letting go.

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Can you hear me now?

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 30, 2009 in Health

Learn to listen to your body and it will tell you everything you need to know to make it fatter.

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Hello? Ms. Cleo? Is that you?

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 30, 2009 in Bob Tzu

My psychic channel is switching to digital and I can’t find a converter box.

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Is that you?

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 29, 2009 in Philosophy

You are a totally unique, one-of-a-kind individual, just like everybody else.

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Accept nothing les

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 29, 2009 in Goals

Never settle for less than perfecton.

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I didn’t want to know that

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 28, 2009 in Happiness

Ignorance may not really be bliss… but it’ll do in a pinch.

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