February 24, 2010

  • What doesn't kill you?

    My cousin Sunny Tzu used to say "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," until the barbell fell on his head.

February 22, 2010

  • Well that's just perfect

    When you can see all beings as divine and perfect, then it's time to cut back on your medication.

February 16, 2010

  • Beneficiary with benefits

    A Hindu yogi told me, "I have never been born so I can never die."
    So, I made myself the beneficiary on his life insurance.
    Thanks for the Lexus, dude-ji!

January 3, 2010

  • Veracity, Verbosity, and Volume

    Eloquence, conviction, and intensity only make a statement convincing, not true.
    Except this one which, I assure you, indubitably, is a fact!

December 8, 2009

December 6, 2009

November 27, 2009

  • Oh, this is a thorny thing

    Do not complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick.

November 24, 2009

November 21, 2009

  • Shhhhh…

    The real Truth cannot be spoken. Why? Don't ask me, I can't talk about it.

October 25, 2009

October 21, 2009

  • He had jalapeno strength

    My cousin Lao Tzu said "Silence is the source of strength" So true. After we ate Mexican, he was silent but deadly.

October 14, 2009

September 12, 2009

September 9, 2009

August 30, 2009

July 24, 2009

July 20, 2009

  • Abracadabra!

    Life is an illusion. But how did I become the assistant who is squeezed into the box about to be cut in half?

July 17, 2009

July 13, 2009

  • Take one self from column A…

    The practice of Chinese philosophy can lead you to self-realization. But then, an hour later, you'll want to find yourself again.

July 5, 2009

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