What the unenlightened call “a bad temper”, the master calls “perfecting the art of overreaction” .
Character is not measured by your achievements, but by the pictures of you from high school that your friends post on Facebook.
Celebrate your victories. It’s the most enjoyable way to irritate those you’ve defeated.
Why does walking into my future look so much like running from my past?
A few minutes ago, something happened that made me realize: You are not a product of your past.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. The glass is missing Scotch and a few rocks.