My Higher Self has the munchies.
I can’t decide between blueberry or buttermilk or banana chocolate chip.
I’m waffling over pancakes.
Pondering this Duhism koan will lead you to unlightenment:
Which came first, the chicken or the nugget?
I have a barrel of scotch in my meditation room.
I can’t wait until it has completed its spiritual development.
The real problem in the world today? Not enough food that uses Pop Rocks as an ingredient.