I look to nature for the answers to my questions. The oak tree in my backyard just told me: You’re nuts.
In every moment, the universe is always trying to tell you something: “Stop eavesdropping!”
I was just sucked into a loop in the time-space continuum after attempting to cut a Ginsu knife with another Ginsu knife.
Not seeing any fat animals was just the first surprise in store for me when I went to the heavy petting zoo.
We are all one mind. The proof? Simple. Call tech support.
You’ll discover that they know exactly as much about the product as you do. Nothing.
I tried getting a present for the Earth for Earth Day. But what do you get for the Earth that is everything?