What is Duhism? And who is Bob Tzu?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 1, 2009 in Bob Tzu, Duhism

Bob Tzu is the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu taught Taoism. Bob Tzu teaches Duhism (pronounced “duh-ism”… not “due-ism”, or “do-ism”, or “Ludmila Bogdenskaya”).

Says Bob, “I taught my cousin everything he knows, then I promptly forgot it. What’s left is Duhism.”

Duhism is a faux-losophy of Bob’s Impractical Wisdumb. Follow it at your own risk. The practice of Duhism is said to guarantee a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey.

While Lao Tzu died about 2,500 years ago, Bob lives with his wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, his brother, Billy-Bob Tzu, and his dog, Petting Tzu.

And Bob urges you to remember, “If you benefit from my teachings in any way, you clearly misunderstood me.”

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Carpe Die-ish

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Seize The Day After Tomorrow!




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I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.



Duhism teaching #420

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My Higher Self has the munchies.



Argh, matey!

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Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?



Readin’ and ‘Rithmetics

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I just tried my first book on tape. Didn’t like it.

Maybe I should have picked a different book than “Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics”



Not again!

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Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.



Now and then

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The present moment ain’t what it used to be.



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