What is Duhism? And who is Bob Tzu?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 1, 2009 in Bob Tzu, Duhism

Bob Tzu is the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu taught Taoism. Bob Tzu teaches Duhism (pronounced “duh-ism”… not “due-ism”, or “do-ism”, or “Ludmila Bogdenskaya”).

Says Bob, “I taught my cousin everything he knows, then I promptly forgot it. What’s left is Duhism.”

Duhism is a faux-losophy of Bob’s Impractical Wisdumb. Follow it at your own risk. The practice of Duhism is said to guarantee a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey.

While Lao Tzu died about 2,500 years ago, Bob lives with his wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, his brother, Billy-Bob Tzu, and his dog, Petting Tzu.

And Bob urges you to remember, “If you benefit from my teachings in any way, you clearly misunderstood me.”

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Oh, poo.

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 9, 2015 in Uncategorized

Live the way of The Duh and you will love all humanity.

Humans, on the other hand, will continue to annoy the crap out of you.

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Hire a new designer

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 1, 2015 in Religion

How can I believe in “intelligent design” when I meet so many idiots?

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Carpe Die-ish

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jul 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

Seize The Day After Tomorrow!

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Peee-you

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 6, 2013 in Business

I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.

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Duhism teaching #420

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 20, 2013 in Food

My Higher Self has the munchies.

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Argh, matey!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

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Readin’ and ‘Rithmetics

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 15, 2013 in Uncategorized

I just tried my first book on tape. Didn’t like it.

Maybe I should have picked a different book than “Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics”

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