Bob Tzu is the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu.
Lao Tzu taught Taoism. Bob Tzu teaches Duhism (pronounced “duh-ism”… not “due-ism”, or “do-ism”, or “Ludmila Bogdenskaya”).
Says Bob, “I taught my cousin everything he knows, then I promptly forgot it. What’s left is Duhism.”
Duhism is a faux-losophy of Bob’s Impractical Wisdumb. Follow it at your own risk. The practice of Duhism is said to guarantee a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey.
While Lao Tzu died about 2,500 years ago, Bob lives with his wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, his brother, Billy-Bob Tzu, and his dog, Petting Tzu.
And Bob urges you to remember, “If you benefit from my teachings in any way, you clearly misunderstood me.”
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