What is Duhism? And who is Bob Tzu?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 1, 2009 in Bob Tzu, Duhism

Bob Tzu is the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu taught Taoism. Bob Tzu teaches Duhism (pronounced “duh-ism”… not “due-ism”, or “do-ism”, or “Ludmila Bogdenskaya”).

Says Bob, “I taught my cousin everything he knows, then I promptly forgot it. What’s left is Duhism.”

Duhism is a faux-losophy of Bob’s Impractical Wisdumb. Follow it at your own risk. The practice of Duhism is said to guarantee a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey.

While Lao Tzu died about 2,500 years ago, Bob lives with his wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, his brother, Billy-Bob Tzu, and his dog, Petting Tzu.

And Bob urges you to remember, “If you benefit from my teachings in any way, you clearly misunderstood me.”

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Carpe Die-ish

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jul 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

Seize The Day After Tomorrow!

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Peee-you

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 6, 2013 in Business

I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.

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Duhism teaching #420

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 20, 2013 in Food

My Higher Self has the munchies.

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Argh, matey!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

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Readin’ and ‘Rithmetics

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 15, 2013 in Uncategorized

I just tried my first book on tape. Didn’t like it.

Maybe I should have picked a different book than “Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics”

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Not again!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 29, 2013 in Random Thoughts

Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.

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Now and then

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 15, 2012 in Life

The present moment ain’t what it used to be.

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