Tomorrow, I will live in the present.
Little things add up. Just think, if every day you found and picked up a penny — just one penny — at the end of a year you’ll have enough money that you’ll only need to borrow $1.05 to get a Venti Frappuccinio.
If you want to be respected by others, start by respecting yourself, and then give them money and flatter them for no reason.
Don’t try changing the people around you.
Unless those people are babies.
Why did the Duhism chicken cross the road?
(put your answer in the comments)
The Duhism Master’s answering machine message: “Hi, I’m unable to Be Here Now, because I’m not at ommmmmm, so…”