Now and then

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 15, 2012 in Life

The present moment ain’t what it used to be.

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Timing timing timing

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 9, 2012 in Life

Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you’re in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

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No mustard for me

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 25, 2011 in Life

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.

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Going back in time…

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 19, 2011 in Life

Since many of my students are unfamiliar with the earliest teachings of Duhism, let me share this classic:

This is life. Life is art. Art is beauty. Beauty is skin deep. A pimple is skin deep. Therefore… This is Zit.

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Timing is everything

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 11, 2011 in Life

If you think life is the school of the Universe, I’d suggest you have a party BEFORE graduation.

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Ah, now I get it

Posted by Bob Tzu on Aug 31, 2011 in Life

Life had no meaning… until I bought that dictionary.

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Using my VERY inside voice

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jul 19, 2011 in Life

There’s only one important question in life: How can I make sure nobody hears what I’m actually thinking?

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