September 3, 2010
- I'll only be a minute
I'm double-parked on the highway of life.
August 31, 2010
- I must have the wrong map
While life may be about the path and not the destination, I can't even find parking at the trail head.
August 3, 2010
- But enough about what you think
Nobody can do your thinking for you. Remember that I taught you that.
July 19, 2010
- …without a net
Life is like juggling knives on a tight rope that's on fire… sure it's hard, but some other clown can do it blindfolded.
July 13, 2010
- Just a moment please
I'm always living in the moment.
May 17, 1993. 2:15pm
July 2, 2010
- Paaaaaaarrrty!
Live every day as if it's a holiday. Specifically, Latvian International Women's Day.
June 27, 2010
- Go for it! Or not.
Life is not a competition.
And once you understand that… YOU WIN!
June 22, 2010
- Closing time!
Why is it that flashers and incompetent filing clerks both have problems keeping their drawers closed?
June 18, 2010
- Repeat after me…
Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth. Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth. Repeat a lie often enough…
June 3, 2010
- The universe is safe… in a 4' radius
I trust everyone and everything… since I hired that bodyguard.
May 24, 2010
- Ouch!
When you look clearly at the wounds of your past, you will realize the value of that big, thick avoidance bandage.
May 18, 2010
- Anybody home?
If a man's home is his castle… then, what is his castle?
May 14, 2010
- It's wafer-thin
Minds are like parachutes. Very few people know how to use them safely.
May 5, 2010
- One is the lonliest number
No matter how big the problem, it only takes one person to make a statistically insignificant difference.
April 30, 2010
- A faux-losophy I can live by
Practice kindly acts of randomness and beautiful acts of nonsense.
April 28, 2010
- I knew that was going to happen… or something else
My life is unfolding in completely unexpected ways… just as I predicted it would.
April 18, 2010
- It IS a miracle!
Appreciate life's little miracles. Like dreaming that you peed in your bed and waking up to find that you didn't.
April 14, 2010
- I'm struggling with the last bite
Every one of life's struggles can be overcome with prayer, faith, and a pint of caramel fudge ripple.
April 12, 2010
- I'm mad as, well, not really THAT mad
You'll only become free of anger when you're mad enough to change.
March 21, 2010
- What's behind Door Number 1, Monty?
Free Will or Determinism?
Your choice.




