September 3, 2010

• I'll only be a minute

  I'm double-parked on the highway of life.

August 31, 2010

• I must have the wrong map

  While life may be about the path and not the destination, I can't even find parking at the trail head.

August 3, 2010

• But enough about what you think

  Nobody can do your thinking for you. Remember that I taught you that.

July 19, 2010

• …without a net

  Life is like juggling knives on a tight rope that's on fire… sure it's hard, but some other clown can do it blindfolded.

July 13, 2010

• Just a moment please

  I'm always living in the moment.
  May 17, 1993. 2:15pm

July 2, 2010

• Paaaaaaarrrty!

  Live every day as if it's a holiday. Specifically, Latvian International Women's Day.

June 27, 2010

• Go for it! Or not.

  Life is not a competition.
  And once you understand that… YOU WIN!

June 22, 2010

• Closing time!

  Why is it that flashers and incompetent filing clerks both have problems keeping their drawers  closed?

June 18, 2010

• Repeat after me…

  Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth. Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth. Repeat a lie often enough…

June 3, 2010

• The universe is safe… in a 4' radius

  I trust everyone and everything… since I hired that bodyguard.

May 24, 2010

• Ouch!

  When you look clearly at the wounds of your past,  you will realize the value of that big, thick avoidance bandage.

May 18, 2010

• Anybody home?

  If a man's home is his castle… then, what is his castle?

May 14, 2010

• It's wafer-thin

  Minds are like parachutes. Very few people know how to use them safely.

May 5, 2010

• One is the lonliest number

  No matter how big the problem, it only takes one person to make a statistically insignificant difference.

April 30, 2010

• A faux-losophy I can live by

  Practice kindly acts of randomness and beautiful acts of nonsense.

April 28, 2010

• I knew that was going to happen… or something else

  My life is unfolding in completely unexpected ways… just as I predicted it would.

April 18, 2010

• It IS a miracle!

  Appreciate life's little miracles. Like dreaming that you peed in your bed and waking up to find that you didn't.

April 14, 2010

• I'm struggling with the last bite

  Every one of life's struggles can be overcome with prayer, faith, and a pint of caramel fudge ripple.

April 12, 2010

• I'm mad as, well, not really THAT mad

  You'll only become free of anger when you're mad enough to change.

March 21, 2010

• What's behind Door Number 1, Monty?

  Free Will or Determinism?
  Your choice.