No mustard for me
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.
Since many of my students are unfamiliar with the earliest teachings of Duhism, let me share this classic:
This is life. Life is art. Art is beauty. Beauty is skin deep. A pimple is skin deep. Therefore… This is Zit.
If you think life is the school of the Universe, I’d suggest you have a party BEFORE graduation.
Life had no meaning… until I bought that dictionary.
There’s only one important question in life: How can I make sure nobody hears what I’m actually thinking?
When I was young, I wanted to win the human race. Now, I just hope they fire the starter’s pistol near my good ear.
Life is about quality not quantity… until you start running out.
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