August 4, 2010

  • Look I can flyaaaaa!

    Falling is not a sign of failure. Unless you were showing off your  levitation skills.

July 21, 2010

July 11, 2010

  • Self-Help wanted

    I'm hiring a Personal Growth Assistant to go to all the workshops I don't have time for.

June 14, 2010

May 19, 2010

May 17, 2010

  • You're out!

    If at first you don't succeed, don't embarrass yourself by rounding the base and heading for second.

April 20, 2010

  • LOA WTF

    Using the Law of Attraction takes precious time and money away from what it takes to really get what you want.
    This is the Law of Distraction.

February 27, 2010

  • I tell you this in confidence

    Your confidence will determine your results… as long as someone faster, stronger or better than you doesn't show up.

February 7, 2010

January 18, 2010

December 29, 2009

December 26, 2009

December 11, 2009

  • The REAL secret to success

    To achieve success, nothing in the world can take the place of persistence, determination, & marrying into a wealthy family.

December 2, 2009

  • I think I can think I can't

    Never think "I won't succeed" since there are so many other more interesting thoughts on the way to inevitable failure.

October 15, 2009

October 5, 2009

  • I wouldn't admit that

    Admitting defeat doesn't mean you're weak. It means you're strong enough to face the truth. Wetting your pants, on the other hand…

September 28, 2009

September 20, 2009

July 30, 2009

  • Somebody is a nobody

    Nobody is born a loser. It takes years to mature into that, and decades to master.

July 27, 2009

  • I'm a poor one, so pour one

    I dared to be rich. But the Universe double-dog dared me to be poor. How could I say no to a double-dog dare?!

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