Hippo Birdie Two Ewes

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 11, 2012 in Bob Tzu

I don’t mind getting older. After all 50 is the new 49 1/2.

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I need a new pillow case

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 6, 2012 in Bob Tzu

In the middle of the night, I’m taken over by the holy spirit.

I sleep in tongues.

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It’s not me, it’s you

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 5, 2012 in Bob Tzu

I can’t get anything done since I hired an impersonal assistant.

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She’s very attractive

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 13, 2012 in Bob Tzu

Bobby Sue Tzu used to do erotic dancing at physics conferences.

She was a magnetic pole dancer.

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Sorry, I couldn’t hear you

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 1, 2012 in Bob Tzu

Ask me about my Vow of Silence

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I see…

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 14, 2011 in Bob Tzu

I’ve been accused of having 20/20 hindsight. But, really, I’m more of a leg man.

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Crack me up

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 28, 2011 in Bob Tzu

We had a plumber doing work under the sink at 5am. Talk about seeing the crack of dawn.

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