March 11, 2010
- Life in Bob Tzu's world
People ask, "What's it like to be a Duhism Master?"
Well, maybe this video — the view from my meditation room — will answer that:
March 1, 2010
- Positively iffy
I have such mixed feelings about my absolute certainty.
February 6, 2010
- Maybe it's the shoes
Bob Tzu wants to know: Does this ass make my pants look big?
February 1, 2010
- I'm just sayin'
Bob to a student: "Pardon me if I sound condescending. It's just that my blood sugar is low… and I think you're an idiot."
January 31, 2010
- Oh where oh where has it gone
Sadly, I've been using it, but I'm still losing it.
January 24, 2010
- Don't know much about history
Tonight I'm curling up with my cousin Sunny Tzu's other book, The Art History of War.
January 10, 2010
- Where's my wallet?!
I said to Jesus, "Sure, you can get away with teaching 'Seek and ye shall find,' because they haven't invented car keys and eye glasses yet.
January 1, 2010
- What every dog dreams of
The present we got for our dog, Petting Tzu:
December 25, 2009
- Bobbie Sue Tzu knows how to shop
Look at the present Bobbie Sue Tzu got me! (turn on the captions)
December 5, 2009
- What's that semi-sweet ringing noise I hear?
My baking is like poetry. You should try my "Ask not for whom the bell tollhouse cookies."
November 28, 2009
- Now that's a tasty treat for the mind
As a philosopher, for holiday parties I like to bring an enigma wrapped in a paradox wrapped in bacon.
November 13, 2009
- Very, very
My uniqueness is very one-of-a-kind.
November 5, 2009
- How sweat it is
I have a special antiperspirant for when I'm sweating the small stuff.
October 31, 2009
- I'll go with "trick"
On Halloween, I always go out dressed as my Authentic Self. Nobody recognizes me.
October 19, 2009
- Uh, oh, there are plumbing problems, too.
My body is like a dwelling and I am merely renting it for this lifetime.
Now, who do I call about this gas leak?
October 6, 2009
- Just not phone, electric, gas, water…
I welcome change.
But I prefer bills.
September 8, 2009
- Help find Fluffy
Can you help find our dog Petting Tzu's friend, Fluffy?
- I'll be reborn again, again
I hope to be reincarnated as a past-life insurance salesman.
September 5, 2009
- Lucky I have past-life insurance
Going to the emergency room… slipped off the ladder while reaching for enlightenment.
September 2, 2009
- 'course, success doesn't move me either
My failures do not discourage or upset me. Thank you, Prozac!




