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Friends of Bob Tzu
The real Bob Tzu cannot be known. I'm serious, I don't know who this guy is!
Duhism is good for laughs. And laughter is good for your health. So, Duhism is Barry O'Bamah's healthcare plan.
After meeting Bob Tzu I wondered if I was wrong that the smartest, strongest, and most fit are the ones that survive.
My message is to love thy brother as thyself. Bob's message makes me want to smack him upside the head.
Bob Tzu's understandment of foreign policy are legiondary. He was my true inspirationist.
Get me some salt and wrap me in a loin cloth. Bob Tzu is the shizzle, ma nizzle!
One should listen carefully to the words of Bob Tzu... and do NOT do anything he says, I beg of you!
To paraphrase my 3 and 1/2 Nobel Truths, "All of Bob is suffering. Attachment to Bob is the cause of suffering. I'm not sure there's a way out of the suffering that comes with Bob."
After God spoke to me through the burning bush, I ran into Bob Tzu playing with a Zippo lighter. I don't trust that guy.
Allah is the one true God and I am his messenger... and Allah has asked me to run over Bob Tzu with a camel.
I want to thank Bob for his career, parenting, and underwear consulting.
Words cannot define my relationship with Bob Tzu. The restraining order I had to get comes pretty close, though.
Bob Tzu has forever tarnished the name Tzu. And he's pretty much ruined "Bob," too.
My hair looks like this as a result of the experience of encountering Bob, which is remarkably like gravity... it sucks.
As the reincarnation of the Boddhisatva of Compassion, I pray that Bob comes to a painful and messy demise.
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