I fell on my asana

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 8, 2012 in Health

I’m recovering from a bad yoga injury.

I sprained a chakra.

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Still funny the 15th time

Posted by Bob Tzu on Feb 9, 2012 in Health

I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer’s.

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Too pooped to pop

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 8, 2011 in Health

Exhausted from the workout I just did: throwing away all the workout videos I bought but never watched.

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Doctor, doctor…

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 6, 2011 in Health

Courage is the ability to identify your fears, and then ask the scary doctor for some beta-blockers so you don’t have to feel them.

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I’m taking Metamusilcal

Posted by Bob Tzu on Aug 14, 2011 in Health

Every morning, I chant: “AAAAAHHH OOOHHH EEEE UUUUHHH”.

Having a good vowel movement keeps me from being consonantpated

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Gravity comes along for the ride, too

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 27, 2011 in Health

With age comes wisdom. Specifically, the wisdom to know I’m an idiot.

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And one and two and three…

Posted by Bob Tzu on May 19, 2011 in Health

Learn the muscle-building, fat-obliterating secrets of the Duhism Masters:

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