February 28, 2010
- Lost and found
They should put on cartons of soy milk pictures of people who are trying to find themselves.
February 13, 2010
- The shadow knows
I just had a session with my Jungian therapist and saw my shadow.
So, 6 more weeks of Duhism.
January 8, 2010
- It's always me, me, me, me, me
I'd listen to my Inner Child more if it didn't speak in that whiny little kid voice.
- What's the warranty on this life?
It doesn't matter if you have a breakthrough or a breakdown, as long as something breaks.
October 30, 2009
- How about the Cubs?
The three most unnecessary emotions are guilt, worry, and rooting for the Yankees.
August 28, 2009
- General contractor needed for self-improvement project
I'm doing some self-improvement. And, when I'm done, I'm going to flip my self for a tidy profit.
August 4, 2009
- You're a persona-fication of a fictional person
Do not let your faults and deficiencies define you. Let the false persona you create to cover them up do that instead.
July 31, 2009
- And cooler, too
Trying to improve yourself wastes the time you could use to steal the identity of someone who is already much better.
July 26, 2009
- Just looking for THE ONE
Integrity is shown when the sign says "Free cookies… take ONE"
July 19, 2009
- Can you hold this for me?
When you hold onto anger, the only person you hurt is yourself…and…(drumroll)…Jim Hardwick of Ypsilanti Michigan!
June 20, 2009
- We want to be alone
I get a bit schizophrenic and overbearing when I go camping. It seems I can be 2 in tents.
June 1, 2009
- Tomorrow you'll all look Thai
The way you see others reflects what's inside of you.
Which is why everyone today looks spicy and Mexican.
May 12, 2009
- I'm a blockhead
I have a psychological block to believing in psychological blocks.
April 26, 2009
- What, no chocolate?
Free will may be nothing more than an illusion.
So, yes, I'd like to see the dessert menu.
April 25, 2009
- Oh, no, do they pee, too?
Mind is like the ocean.
The Duhism Master is unmoved by the crashing waves, refreshed by the still depths, and, frankly, not so crazy about all the fish poop.




