August 24, 2010
- Oh, I see
My Zen Buddhist friend won't see a therapist. He's having a non-identity crisis.
August 7, 2010
- Wherever he goes…
I'm seeing a Jungian past-life therapist to treat the shadow of my former self.
June 16, 2010
- I'm the decider
Instead of asking "Why did this happen to me?" take responsibility.
Ask, "Who can I blame for this?"
June 8, 2010
- Did I miss something?
I just read a study saying that catharsis doesn't work.
I'm so upset by this that I have to go beat a pillow until I feel better.
May 29, 2010
- Seriously, I'm almost 100% positive
You must have total confidence in your beliefs… I think.
May 21, 2010
- I'm not afraid of no… oh…
Only by confronting your fears will you find out that things CAN be worse that you ever imagined.
May 10, 2010
- Good better best
It's best not to lie.
But I'm willing to settle for second best.
May 3, 2010
- Who you calling short?
It's long going to change your shortcomings.
April 17, 2010
- Thanks Mom and Dad
If you have problems taking responsibility, don't despair. It's not your fault.
February 28, 2010
- Lost and found
They should put on cartons of soy milk pictures of people who are trying to find themselves.
February 13, 2010
- The shadow knows
I just had a session with my Jungian therapist and saw my shadow.
So, 6 more weeks of Duhism.
January 8, 2010
- It's always me, me, me, me, me
I'd listen to my Inner Child more if it didn't speak in that whiny little kid voice.
- What's the warranty on this life?
It doesn't matter if you have a breakthrough or a breakdown, as long as something breaks.
October 30, 2009
- How about the Cubs?
The three most unnecessary emotions are guilt, worry, and rooting for the Yankees.
August 28, 2009
- General contractor needed for self-improvement project
I'm doing some self-improvement. And, when I'm done, I'm going to flip my self for a tidy profit.
August 4, 2009
- You're a persona-fication of a fictional person
Do not let your faults and deficiencies define you. Let the false persona you create to cover them up do that instead.
July 31, 2009
- And cooler, too
Trying to improve yourself wastes the time you could use to steal the identity of someone who is already much better.
July 26, 2009
- Just looking for THE ONE
Integrity is shown when the sign says "Free cookies… take ONE"
July 19, 2009
- Can you hold this for me?
When you hold onto anger, the only person you hurt is yourself…and…(drumroll)…Jim Hardwick of Ypsilanti Michigan!
June 20, 2009
- We want to be alone
I get a bit schizophrenic and overbearing when I go camping. It seems I can be 2 in tents.




