April 16, 2010
- I think I can't, I think I can't
Never think "I can't do it."
There's no value in belaboring the obvious.
March 25, 2010
- Every day in every way… oh, crap
Every day, take a step toward your goal. I guarantee that, one day, you'll look down at your feet and see that you've stepped in it.
January 20, 2010
- One can only hope
I hope to become the kind of man my hamster thinks I am.
December 31, 2009
- Did the math twice… so it's resolved
This year, I resolve to keep my resolutions for one day longer than last year.
So, that means I'll be counting calories until… uh… brunch on Sunday
October 16, 2009
- Keep parcticing
Practice makes prefect.
June 28, 2009
- Oh, just 50' from what I want
Nothing can keep you from what you truly desire. Except that restraining order.
June 11, 2009
- I know there's a pony in here somewhere
Never give up. It's the best way to put off admitting that it's not working.
June 6, 2009
- I'm a non-starter
It's not procrastination if you never get around to finishing.
June 2, 2009
- Or flying thanks to airplanes
Nothing can keep you from reaching for the stars now that there's a hole in the ozone layer.
May 29, 2009
- Accept nothing les
Never settle for less than perfecton.
May 14, 2009
- He shoots, he… oh, missed
Always write down your goals, including the date you'll achieve them.
The Universe loves fiction writers.
May 3, 2009
- That's what I thought
Whether you think you can, or think you cannot… you're just thinking… and way too much.
April 8, 2009
- Are we there yet?
Remember, a journey of a thousands miles begins with a single pee stop.




