I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.
My bank foreclosed on my student loan. They took back organic chemistry.
A spill on Aisle 3 has put a crimp in my Occupy Walgreens movement
How can we have a free market but no free lunch?
Give me 3 hours to chop down a tree, and I’ll spend the first 2 sharpening my axe. And the last 1 posting a Help Wanted ad on Craigslist
I’ve invented a dandruff shampoo for kindergarteners. It’s called “Head & Shoulders, Knees and Toes… Knees and Toes”