See no evil stripes, hear no evil stripes
Posted by Bob Tzu on Aug 8, 2009 in Relationships
A friend is one who tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear. So, hear this: no more horizontal stripes.
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Dear Master Bob,
I do hope you geat as much happiness from sharing your enlightenment as I do in receiving it.
Some years ago, without being aware of The D'Uh™ I stumbled across a set of Post-It notes bearing the inscription:
"Oh, Perfect Master," I asked, "what is the meaning of life?" Fixing me in his steady gaze, the Perfect Master replied:
The object, of course, was to then write a note to someone about something usually arcane and mundane. However… could you not change it around a little bit and market it? I'd buy some
Rather a pin stripe suit than the the the broad black and white one our less than illustrious bad guys in jail sport.
Or is this a kind way of saying 'NO MORE CRIMINALS'?
Brian, I like the way the Perfect Master thinks! (let's see what comes of it)
Right about that, Bob. I say "REDUCE CRIMINALS! WIDE STRIPES MAKES 'EM LOOK FAT." Well, wide stripes DO make people look fat.
Ah…early morning silliness once again. It's 4:22AM here in Sapporo, Japan.
Rita,
Sometimes it's hard to tell if pin-stripes shouldn't, instead, be big black stripes.
Bob, I definitely agree with you on that last comment. And sometimes the pin-stripes get the big black ones…or a flame orange jumpsuit. We have lots of them here in Japan; for some odd reason :), they usually receive suspended sentences.