I just saved $4,000 on a new high-def TV… I got new glasses.
Nothing is more powerful than the mind. Yes, the same mind that looks for your glasses when they’re on top of your head.
With age comes wisdom. Specifically, the wisdom to know I’m an idiot.
With failure as my goal, success is practically guaranteed.
If I could save time in a bottle, would I still need to set my clocks forward in March?
The goal of Duhism? To permanently eliminate split infinitives.