Little bloodsuckers

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 31, 2010 in Bob Tzu

I hate when those little monsters and vampires come begging for a handout.

That’s why I turn out the lights and hide in the basement on election day.

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Whoops.

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 28, 2010 in Uncategorized

Thanks to a mixup at the subliminal tape factory, I’m now a strong, confident woman who can achieve whatever she sets her mind to.

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I’ve been healed!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 27, 2010 in Health

Never underestimate the healing power of words. Especially the words “you’ve met your deductible.”

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Good thing I’m here!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 26, 2010 in Duhism

A Duhism Master is always looking for a way to help!

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You talkin’ to me?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 25, 2010 in Spirituality

The proof of spiritual attainment is shown by transcending “I.” Is anyone else made a wee bit suspicious that “I” believe this?

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How much is that yardstick in the window?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 24, 2010 in Relationships

The value of a true friendship cannot be measured. But that lawnmower you keep “forgetting” to return is $497.50.

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I wish you wouldn’t

Posted by Bob Tzu on Oct 23, 2010 in Life

A community functions best when each member is free to express their desires and wishes, and then is required to do exactly as I say.

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