Two Taoists don’t walk into bar… yet a joke happens anyway.
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Religions confuse the Duhism Master.
Is tonight when Jews check to see if the chocolate bunny comes out and sees his shadow on the matzoh?
To demonstrate my commitment to the environment, I have switched to seeking compact fluorescent enlightenment.
There is no “try,” there is only “do.” So, do try.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man can’t convince his buddies that his girlfriend is the hot one.