From nothing, all things happen

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 31, 2010 in Random Thoughts

Two Taoists don’t walk into bar… yet a joke happens anyway.

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Now with no artificial aura colors

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 30, 2010 in Spirituality

If you want to accelerate your spiritual growth, buy my new product that delivers subtle energy from a spray can.

Chi Whiz.

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Holy Book, Batman!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 29, 2010 in Religion

Religions confuse the Duhism Master.

Is tonight when Jews check to see if the chocolate bunny comes out and sees his shadow on the matzoh?

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Save my self, save the world

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 29, 2010 in Science

To demonstrate my commitment to the environment, I have switched to seeking compact fluorescent enlightenment.

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I’m doing as hard as I can

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 27, 2010 in Philosophy

There is no “try,” there is only “do.” So, do try.

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I was blind but now… oh, wait… nope, still blind

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 26, 2010 in Philosophy

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man can’t convince his buddies that his girlfriend is the hot one.

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Every day in every way… oh, crap

Posted by Bob Tzu on Mar 25, 2010 in Goals

Every day, take a step toward your goal. I guarantee that, one day, you’ll look down at your feet and see that you’ve stepped in it.

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