I’ve practiced for days at a time!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 30, 2009 in Relationships

As a Duhism Master, I practice celibacy. But no matter how much I practice, I can’t seem to get it right.

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Lemon water is still sour

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 29, 2009 in Life

Life gave me lemons… but I’m all out of sugar. So, now what?

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Now that’s a tasty treat for the mind

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 28, 2009 in Bob Tzu

As a philosopher, for holiday parties I like to bring an enigma wrapped in a paradox wrapped in bacon.

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Oh, this is a thorny thing

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 27, 2009 in Philosophy

Do not complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick.

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I love you, man!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 25, 2009 in Relationships

On this holiday spent with the family, I’m reminded to be thankful to the creator of mind-numbing alcoholic beverages.

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Unless I slip on your driveway, that is

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 24, 2009 in Philosophy

There are no accidents in the universe so, no, I’m not paying for that dented fender.

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Can you spell faleure?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 23, 2009 in Life

In the school of life, I just walked in late for a pop quiz in a class I’ve been skipping.

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