Put on a jacket or you’ll catch cold
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 22, 2009 in Relationships
The path of Duhism: Practice meditation, introspection, and psychic arts for many years.
Then wonder why you’re still just like your mother.
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I think I had fire rooster for dinner
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 22, 2009 in Bob Tzu
Someone asked Bob Tzu his age in the Chinese calendar.
Hmmm…
What’s “wood ox” minus “metal tiger”?
(Let’s see, carry the “fire rooster”…)
What if I don’t drink?
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 21, 2009 in Philosophy
The path to self-knowledge requires both learning and un-learning.
And it has a $10 cover charge and 2 drink minimum.
This child left behind
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 20, 2009 in Science
Duhism teaches that there are 3 kinds of people:
Those who are good at math, and those who aren’t.
Why, of course
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 20, 2009 in Ask Bob
Bob Tzu was asked:
Dear Bob,
Why are we here on this planet? What is it all about? Please explain..Awaiting your response..
Liz Le Serviget
Bob Tzu answers:
Liz,
Typically, the question is asked, “What’s it all about, Alfie?” but that was then and this is now and most poeple don’t remember that song, anyway.
To answer a question as profound as yours, I employed a technique I originally taught to the brother of Ghengis Khan, Chuck A. Khan. Namely, before retiring for the evening, place a glass of warm milk under your bed, hang a lemur who died in his sleep above your bed, and then next to your bed place “an on and a with” (something to write on and something to write with).
As you drift off to sleep, or once the Lunesta kicks in, ask yourself the profound question, over and over and over.
When you awaken, check to make sure the milk and the lemur are still where you placed them (if not, the lemur may not have been dead, after all; they’re very slow), and check to see if an answer from your higher-super-cosmic-conscious-astral-energy body has appeared on the “on.”
So, here’s the answer I was given to your question:
Contrapuntal penguin moccasins eat radioactive Gummy Bears. WASHING MACHINE!
I hope this answer brings you to the state of Balance/Schmalance,
Bob Tzu
p.s. The lemur and the milk are optional.
Number 2 with a bullet… in my head
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 19, 2009 in Art
Music in the soul is heard by the universe… and the universe really wishes your soul hadn’t just watched Mama Mia.
Don’t make me come back there
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 18, 2009 in Duhism
The Duh is eternal and timeless… so stop asking “Are we there yet?” or I’ll pull this car over right now!
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