Why, of course
Bob Tzu was asked:
Dear Bob,
Why are we here on this planet? What is it all about? Please explain..Awaiting your response..
Liz Le Serviget
Bob Tzu answers:
Liz,
Typically, the question is asked, “What’s it all about, Alfie?” but that was then and this is now and most poeple don’t remember that song, anyway.
To answer a question as profound as yours, I employed a technique I originally taught to the brother of Ghengis Khan, Chuck A. Khan. Namely, before retiring for the evening, place a glass of warm milk under your bed, hang a lemur who died in his sleep above your bed, and then next to your bed place “an on and a with” (something to write on and something to write with).
As you drift off to sleep, or once the Lunesta kicks in, ask yourself the profound question, over and over and over.
When you awaken, check to make sure the milk and the lemur are still where you placed them (if not, the lemur may not have been dead, after all; they’re very slow), and check to see if an answer from your higher-super-cosmic-conscious-astral-energy body has appeared on the “on.”
So, here’s the answer I was given to your question:
Contrapuntal penguin moccasins eat radioactive Gummy Bears. WASHING MACHINE!
I hope this answer brings you to the state of Balance/Schmalance,
Bob Tzu
p.s. The lemur and the milk are optional.
