Why, of course
Bob Tzu was asked:
Dear Bob,
Why are we here on this planet? What is it all about? Please explain..Awaiting your response..
Liz Le Serviget
Bob Tzu answers:
Liz,
Typically, the question is asked, “What’s it all about, Alfie?” but that was then and this is now and most poeple don’t remember that song, anyway.
To answer a question as profound as yours, I employed a technique I originally taught to the brother of Ghengis Khan, Chuck A. Khan. Namely, before retiring for the evening, place a glass of warm milk under your bed, hang a lemur who died in his sleep above your bed, and then next to your bed place “an on and a with” (something to write on and something to write with).
As you drift off to sleep, or once the Lunesta kicks in, ask yourself the profound question, over and over and over.
When you awaken, check to make sure the milk and the lemur are still where you placed them (if not, the lemur may not have been dead, after all; they’re very slow), and check to see if an answer from your higher-super-cosmic-conscious-astral-energy body has appeared on the “on.”
So, here’s the answer I was given to your question:
Contrapuntal penguin moccasins eat radioactive Gummy Bears. WASHING MACHINE!
I hope this answer brings you to the state of Balance/Schmalance,
Bob Tzu
p.s. The lemur and the milk are optional.
You have so much wisdom Tzu. How can one even try to obtain your knowledge?
Bob Tzu has neither knowledge nor ignorance. Bob Tzu’s doctor says he has excema.
Thank you for the great duhknique! I had a morning nap after a good nights sleep. The answer I had was a bit different, but seems to originate from the source… My answer was
Cherry pie swing eats fluffy baby seal. ATTACK!
I give thanks to you, Bob Tzu, for being enlightened and wise.
You are THE enlightning soul..!! Please be my teacher..!! btw its eczema superman..Tzu has skin itching.?
Hi A R,
2 things:
1) I’ve said before, that I cannot be a teacher since, in Duhism, there is no learning… or unlearning… but there is a $10 cover charge and a 2-drink minimum (though some have asked for a $2 cover charge and a 10 drink minimum).
2) Bob Tzu *does* have “excema.” He doesn’t have “eczema”… or a spell checker.
The technique as I recall it was put a snake under your pillow, After you have looked at it and concentrated and asked your question earnestly.
My python was surprised and delighted to escape.
What I got was:
Monkey shucks will excite your credenza. No returns, No refunds!
I learned that it was supposed to be the image of a snake. *Sigh*