All crastination, all the time

Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 7, 2009 in Duhism

So many Duhism masters, so little time 😉 . Just a small sample of the other types of crastination from the Twitter Duhists (if I RT’d you all, Twitter would break!). See http://twitter.com/duhism for even more

@DannyPhoenix – polycrastination: the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!” 🙂

@kavka Is a gurucrastinator better than a pro?

@Tao23 LOLcrastination: when what you should be doing is so damn funny you can’t actually bring yourself to do it.

@gregwoodhouseHypocrastination is doing things slowly, or at least vein slow to start.

isocrastonation is waiting the same amount of time for everything.

Anisocrastination is waiting different amounted of time tostart different projects.

Retrocrastonation, also called amticrastimation, is keeping at something for a long time.

Recrastination occurs when tasks proceed more slowly in the afternoon (see Snell’s law).

Lorentz crastination is a relatavistic effect in which take more or less time depending on your point of view.

Hydrocrastinate equilibrium is a state in everyone has decided to put off getting out of the pool.

@Spinlandantecrastinate: to put things off before you don’t get around to putting off the rest.

@bessfriend An amnecrastinator — the art of putting off things and completely forgetting about it.

@kim__wood I like to metacrastinate – transcending normal levels of procrastination.

@1personHow ’bout omnicrastinate?… kind of like multitasking everywhere at the same time.

@SSpiffyTwitI’m a theocrastinator, I let God do it.

@petfosterdadhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobocrastinator That would be putting off overcoming your fear of long words…

@BurningHawk1969The multiverse exists in a state of protocrastination, nothing can be done because it never has been

@EricGenericconcrastinator: a crook that lingers in the court system before finally being sent to prison (say: Madoff?)

@ThelemicWavesSesmicrastination – waiting until the Earth moves, then I’ll get around to it.

@ThePinkTweeterPercuss-tinate – perhaps I play my drum when I really should be doing something else

@AJMcCleary – Polycrastination = the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!”

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