All crastination, all the time
So many Duhism masters, so little time 😉 . Just a small sample of the other types of crastination from the Twitter Duhists (if I RT’d you all, Twitter would break!). See http://twitter.com/duhism for even more
@DannyPhoenix – polycrastination: the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!” 🙂
@kavka – Is a gurucrastinator better than a pro?
@Tao23 – LOLcrastination: when what you should be doing is so damn funny you can’t actually bring yourself to do it.
@gregwoodhouse – Hypocrastination is doing things slowly, or at least vein slow to start.
– isocrastonation is waiting the same amount of time for everything.
– Anisocrastination is waiting different amounted of time tostart different projects.
– Retrocrastonation, also called amticrastimation, is keeping at something for a long time.
– Recrastination occurs when tasks proceed more slowly in the afternoon (see Snell’s law).
– Lorentz crastination is a relatavistic effect in which take more or less time depending on your point of view.
– Hydrocrastinate equilibrium is a state in everyone has decided to put off getting out of the pool.
@Spinland– antecrastinate: to put things off before you don’t get around to putting off the rest.
@bessfriend – An amnecrastinator — the art of putting off things and completely forgetting about it.
@kim__wood – I like to metacrastinate – transcending normal levels of procrastination.
@1person – How ’bout omnicrastinate?… kind of like multitasking everywhere at the same time.
@SSpiffyTwit – I’m a theocrastinator, I let God do it.
@petfosterdad – hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobocrastinator That would be putting off overcoming your fear of long words…
@BurningHawk1969 – The multiverse exists in a state of protocrastination, nothing can be done because it never has been
@EricGeneric – concrastinator: a crook that lingers in the court system before finally being sent to prison (say: Madoff?)
@ThelemicWaves – Sesmicrastination – waiting until the Earth moves, then I’ll get around to it.
@ThePinkTweeter – Percuss-tinate – perhaps I play my drum when I really should be doing something else
@AJMcCleary – Polycrastination = the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!”
I maintain a list of “McGee’s nth Laws” at my website (above). In researching the post, I found that someone else had proposed a “McGee’s First Law” of his or her own: “It’s amazing how long it takes to complete something you’re not working on.” Is that awecrastination or something?
(clanmackay on Twitter)
Either “awecrastination” or, maybe, “amacrastination” I think.