Gimme just a little more time
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 23, 2009 in Duhism
Our dog, Petting Tzu, ate one of Duhism’s texts and we can’t read the last part.
Which of these seems like the best statement of The Duh to you?
(Voting is now closed.)
Live every day as if…
- it was your 7,516th to last.: 7% (8)
- you were starting rehab tomorrow.: 15% (17)
- it was the last day you believed that saccharine little self-help messages would actually improve your life, somehow.: 12% (14)
- it was Flag Day!: 6% (7)
- you could actually pretend that you could live every day as if it were your last.: 16% (18)
- you were you1: 5% (6)
- it was going to rain tomorrow1: 4% (5)
- your mother was moving in with you tomorrow1: 3% (3)
- duh! as if!1: 8% (9)
- it was your worst enemy’s last.1: 4% (5)
- you could justify your existence.1: 5% (6)
- it was yesterday.1: 3% (3)
- your death depended on it.1: 3% (3)
- as if it was Monday1: 1% (1)
- you couldn’t remember who you were1: 3% (3)
- you were taking your own life tomorrow.1: 1% (1)
- …Period.1: 1% (1)
- it were today.1: 3% (3)
- The cops couldn’t find you.1: 2% (2)
- you really do have a life.1: 1% (1)
Total Votes : 116
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