Gimme just a little more time
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 23, 2009 in Duhism
Our dog, Petting Tzu, ate one of Duhism’s texts and we can’t read the last part.
Which of these seems like the best statement of The Duh to you?
(Voting is now closed.)
Live every day as if…
- it was your 7,516th to last.: 7% (8)
- you were starting rehab tomorrow.: 15% (17)
- it was the last day you believed that saccharine little self-help messages would actually improve your life, somehow.: 12% (14)
- it was Flag Day!: 6% (7)
- you could actually pretend that you could live every day as if it were your last.: 16% (18)
- you were you1: 5% (6)
- it was going to rain tomorrow1: 4% (5)
- your mother was moving in with you tomorrow1: 3% (3)
- duh! as if!1: 8% (9)
- it was your worst enemy’s last.1: 4% (5)
- you could justify your existence.1: 5% (6)
- it was yesterday.1: 3% (3)
- your death depended on it.1: 3% (3)
- as if it was Monday1: 1% (1)
- you couldn’t remember who you were1: 3% (3)
- you were taking your own life tomorrow.1: 1% (1)
- …Period.1: 1% (1)
- it were today.1: 3% (3)
- The cops couldn’t find you.1: 2% (2)
- you really do have a life.1: 1% (1)
Total Votes : 116
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Live every day as if…
it was the last day of your life so far
Phew! That one’s easy to do.
Live every day as if…
they stop making beer and moonshine tomorrow
Live every day, as if….
it were your birthday!
your test results came back negative!
you won the lottery!
you were enlightened!
you matter!
it were Earth Day!
I could probably go on and on…but I do like:
“as if you could actually live like it was your last day.”
~Cheers!
Well I’m truely inspired!
Remember, if Duhism helps you in ANY way, you definitely misunderstood it.
Oh….right…well, that was counter productive. Sorry to lead Nicki astray.
Let’s try this again….
Live everyday, as if:
you can’t find your keys.
the weight of the world rests on your shoulders.
you can’t reach to scratch that itchy place on your back.
you just slept through your alarm.
you’ve had too many cups of coffee….
I am but a new student in Duhism, learning this way…or was it ‘that’ way?
Eric
Wait a minute! I don’t understand it and wasted my time reading up on TOTALMORON! Oh now I get it.
I’m angry that flag day did not win!!
…the joke is on you.
… like it was your first – cry and suck a lot. Everyone goes crazy, says how beautiful you are and takes perfect care of you. It’s all downhill from there. WaaaaaaaH
No No wait – I totally get it – I’m changing the way I live my life forever. Thank you so much xxx