I can see it… ish

Visualize visualization working.

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Can you put it on my tab?

Karma is not paying in the future for the mistakes of your past. That’s alimony.

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All crastination, all the time

So many Duhism masters, so little time 😉 . Just a small sample of the other types of crastination from the Twitter Duhists (if I RT’d you all, Twitter would break!). See http://twitter.com/duhism for even more

@DannyPhoenix – polycrastination: the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!” 🙂

@kavka – Is a gurucrastinator better than a pro?

@Tao23 – LOLcrastination: when what you should be doing is so damn funny you can’t actually bring yourself to do it.

@gregwoodhouse – Hypocrastination is doing things slowly, or at least vein slow to start.

– isocrastonation is waiting the same amount of time for everything.

– Anisocrastination is waiting different amounted of time tostart different projects.

– Retrocrastonation, also called amticrastimation, is keeping at something for a long time.

– Recrastination occurs when tasks proceed more slowly in the afternoon (see Snell’s law).

– Lorentz crastination is a relatavistic effect in which take more or less time depending on your point of view.

– Hydrocrastinate equilibrium is a state in everyone has decided to put off getting out of the pool.

@Spinland– antecrastinate: to put things off before you don’t get around to putting off the rest.

@bessfriend – An amnecrastinator — the art of putting off things and completely forgetting about it.

@kim__wood – I like to metacrastinate – transcending normal levels of procrastination.

@1person – How ’bout omnicrastinate?… kind of like multitasking everywhere at the same time.

@SSpiffyTwit – I’m a theocrastinator, I let God do it.

@petfosterdad – hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobocrastinator That would be putting off overcoming your fear of long words…

@BurningHawk1969 – The multiverse exists in a state of protocrastination, nothing can be done because it never has been

@EricGeneric – concrastinator: a crook that lingers in the court system before finally being sent to prison (say: Madoff?)

@ThelemicWaves – Sesmicrastination – waiting until the Earth moves, then I’ll get around to it.

@ThePinkTweeter – Percuss-tinate – perhaps I play my drum when I really should be doing something else

@AJMcCleary – Polycrastination = the act of putting off multiple tasks and just saying, “to hell with it all!”

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You only need a dollar and a (irrational) dream

Knowing yourself is inner wealth.

Better to know tomorrow’s lottery numbers.

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I’m a non-starter

It’s not procrastination if you never get around to finishing.

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Will you still follow me on Twitter?

I tried being my own best friend, but we have nothing in common.

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