The best medicine
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 21, 2009 in Duhism
The effects of Duhism can be quite profound.
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Another pile o’ Duh
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 16, 2009 in Duhism
When you truly understand Duhism, this is what life is like.
WARNING: This is highly contagious.
(thanks to Duhism Master ricimnotreallyhere for the pointer)
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The master is as happy as a pig in…
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 15, 2009 in Duhism
The Duhism Master’s mind is always awake.
A pile of Masters:
Petting Tzu is out of the doghouse
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 24, 2009 in Duhism
Thanks to the contributions of Duhism followers, we now know the actual teaching is:
Live every day as if you could actually pretend that you could live every day as if it were your last.
and if that’s too challenging, try the runner up:
Live every day as if you were starting rehab tomorrow.
Thank you to all the Duhists who helped with this important archival mission.
Gimme just a little more time
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 23, 2009 in Duhism
Our dog, Petting Tzu, ate one of Duhism’s texts and we can’t read the last part.
Which of these seems like the best statement of The Duh to you?
(Voting is now closed.)
Live every day as if…
- it was your 7,516th to last.: 7% (8)
- you were starting rehab tomorrow.: 15% (17)
- it was the last day you believed that saccharine little self-help messages would actually improve your life, somehow.: 12% (14)
- it was Flag Day!: 6% (7)
- you could actually pretend that you could live every day as if it were your last.: 16% (18)
- you were you1: 5% (6)
- it was going to rain tomorrow1: 4% (5)
- your mother was moving in with you tomorrow1: 3% (3)
- duh! as if!1: 8% (9)
- it was your worst enemy’s last.1: 4% (5)
- you could justify your existence.1: 5% (6)
- it was yesterday.1: 3% (3)
- your death depended on it.1: 3% (3)
- as if it was Monday1: 1% (1)
- you couldn’t remember who you were1: 3% (3)
- you were taking your own life tomorrow.1: 1% (1)
- …Period.1: 1% (1)
- it were today.1: 3% (3)
- The cops couldn’t find you.1: 2% (2)
- you really do have a life.1: 1% (1)
Total Votes : 116
1 = Added by a guest
Don’t make me come back there
Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 18, 2009 in Duhism
The Duh is eternal and timeless… so stop asking “Are we there yet?” or I’ll pull this car over right now!
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