As if!
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 20, 2011 in Goals
Instead of reading The Secret, I’m going to act as if I did.
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Petting Tzu is a pointer
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 19, 2011 in Bob Tzu
Remember, when you point a finger in blame, there are 3 fingers pointing back at you.
That’s why I point with my thumb. Then there are 4 fingers pointing at the guy next to me.
There is no try, only ARGH!
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 18, 2011 in Philosophy
Trying to be calm is too trying on my nerves.
Tony Hsieh from Zappos.com founded Duhism!
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 17, 2011 in Duhism
On this day when Duhism gained its 100,000th Twitter follower, it’s about time I fessed up and told you who the real founder of Duhism is…
Tony Hsieh.
Yes, the CEO of www.Zappos.com.
Tony didn’t know that he founded Duhism until just recently when I told him.
How did he do it then?
Simple.
I had resisted sharing The Duh with people for years, centuries, a long time. I knew that, in the wrong hands, the profounditudenessity of Duhism could have catastrophic consequences, including a reversing of the Earth’s magnetic field, the loss of the number 5, and endless reruns of Alf.
But Tony wrote an article about how much he loved Twitter and how his inspirational tweets got a lot of response.
I figured if his inspirational writings got attention, then the unspirational writings of Duhism should too.
So, in April 2008, I shared the first teaching of Duhism:
Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single pee stop.
And the rest, as they say (and I wish I knew who THEY were so I could ask them to stop saying it), is history.
Thanks, Tony… now I can’t go out in public without people tugging at my tunic (no, that’s not a euphemism. I actually wear a tunic), the teachings of The Duh have spread to 4.5 continents, and we’ve taken all the money donated by Duhism’s followers and bought Petting Tzu a new collar.
That’s Master Tzu, not Mister
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 16, 2011 in Business
Self-Confidence comes from doing what you’re afraid to do. Self-Mastery comes from paying someone else to do it for you.
Take my advice, please
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 14, 2011 in Money
Bob Tzu’s Bad Business Investments #14: Calendars for people who only live in the Now
I did it, Master.
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jan 13, 2011 in Religion
An evolved being can admit being wrong. Pinning the blame on another without anyone knowing is the reserved for the Master.
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