Would 99.9% be okay?
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 26, 2009 in Relationships
To end all conflict, take 100% responsibility for everything you cannot blame on someone else.
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Don’t be too needy, please
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 4, 2009 in Relationships
When a woman is in need, the Duhism Master becomes brave. Brave enough, even, to ask “What aisle are the tampons in?”
That’s not at all what you said
Posted by Bob Tzu on Jun 3, 2009 in Relationships
I can’t remember where I put my keys last night. But I’m positive I know every word Bobbie Sue Tzu said in that argument we had last year.
Here’s a twenty you handsome devil
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 27, 2009 in Relationships
If you want to be respected by others, start by respecting yourself, and then give them money and flatter them for no reason.
They’ll never forget
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 21, 2009 in Relationships
The secret to a successful relationship?
Never let your partner forget how special they are.
Remind them that even though you could have done much better, you chose them, instead.
The mother and father of all teachings
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 11, 2009 in Relationships
Happiness cannot be found in the relative world.
That’s why it’s so annoying to spend the holidays with your family.
And my third cousin, twice removed, too
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 5, 2009 in Relationships
Ponder this: Thanks to the infinite cycle of reincarnation, every person you meet, at some point, has been your mother-in-law.
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