See no evil stripes, hear no evil stripes
A friend is one who tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear. So, hear this: no more horizontal stripes.
A friend is one who tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear. So, hear this: no more horizontal stripes.
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Friends of Bob TzuThe real Bob Tzu cannot be known. I'm serious, I don't know who this guy is! Duhism is good for laughs. And laughter is good for your health. So, Duhism is Barry O'Bamah's healthcare plan. After meeting Bob Tzu I wondered if I was wrong that the smartest, strongest, and most fit are the ones that survive. My message is to love thy brother as thyself. Bob's message makes me want to smack him upside the head. Bob Tzu's understandment of foreign policy are legiondary. He was my true inspirationist.
Get me some salt and wrap me in a loin cloth. Bob Tzu is the shizzle, ma nizzle! One should listen carefully to the words of Bob Tzu... and do NOT do anything he says, I beg of you! To paraphrase my 3 and 1/2 Nobel Truths, "All of Bob is suffering. Attachment to Bob is the cause of suffering. I'm not sure there's a way out of the suffering that comes with Bob." After God spoke to me through the burning bush, I ran into Bob Tzu playing with a Zippo lighter. I don't trust that guy. Allah is the one true God and I am his messenger... and Allah has asked me to run over Bob Tzu with a camel. I want to thank Bob for his career, parenting, and underwear consulting. Words cannot define my relationship with Bob Tzu. The restraining order I had to get comes pretty close, though. Bob Tzu has forever tarnished the name Tzu. And he's pretty much ruined "Bob," too. My hair looks like this as a result of the experience of encountering Bob, which is remarkably like gravity... it sucks. As the reincarnation of the Boddhisatva of Compassion, I pray that Bob comes to a painful and messy demise. |
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Dear Master Bob,
I do hope you geat as much happiness from sharing your enlightenment as I do in receiving it.
Some years ago, without being aware of The D’Uhâ„¢ I stumbled across a set of Post-It notes bearing the inscription:
“Oh, Perfect Master,” I asked, “what is the meaning of life?” Fixing me in his steady gaze, the Perfect Master replied:
The object, of course, was to then write a note to someone about something usually arcane and mundane. However… could you not change it around a little bit and market it? I’d buy some 😉
Rather a pin stripe suit than the the the broad black and white one our less than illustrious bad guys in jail sport.
Or is this a kind way of saying ‘NO MORE CRIMINALS’?
Brian, I like the way the Perfect Master thinks! (let’s see what comes of it) 😉
Right about that, Bob. I say “REDUCE CRIMINALS! WIDE STRIPES MAKES ‘EM LOOK FAT.” Well, wide stripes DO make people look fat.
Ah…early morning silliness once again. It’s 4:22AM here in Sapporo, Japan.
Rita,
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if pin-stripes shouldn’t, instead, be big black stripes.
Bob, I definitely agree with you on that last comment. And sometimes the pin-stripes get the big black ones…or a flame orange jumpsuit. We have lots of them here in Japan; for some odd reason :), they usually receive suspended sentences.