Not to get to the other side
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 25, 2009 in Duhism
Why did the Duhism chicken cross the road?
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To see what she looked like from the Other Side.
Because he thought he was on the “Right” side of the road.
Because the egg went first.
Duh chicken only appears to cross the road. Duh chicken is always on Duh side.
To get away from all the idiots.
1. Why not?
2. A fish.
3. He got a better offer from the driveway.
Because it wanted to Duhck responsibility.
Oh, JcB, you have mastered the dreaded double pun style of Duhism!
To see if I wahz fillahmint of his image.
Duh Chicken was in the neighborhood, when lo-and-behold, she spotted the pair of really sweet strappy sandals with 5″ heels that she had coveted in the latest issue of Cosmo. She realized that this could be her one & only chance to get her wings on a pair, even if it was gonna cost her half her rent money. So being that she was all “Chick” she HAD to cross the road.