Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu http://www.duhism.com Teachings from the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu Mon, 07 May 2012 00:15:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I need a new pillow case http://www.duhism.com/2859/i-need-a-new-pillow-case/ http://www.duhism.com/2859/i-need-a-new-pillow-case/#comments Mon, 07 May 2012 00:15:08 +0000 Bob Tzu http://www.duhism.com/?p=2859 In the middle of the night, I’m taken over by the holy spirit.

I sleep in tongues.

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I sprained a chakra.

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I’m waffling over pancakes.

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She was a magnetic pole dancer.

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I still haven’t won the lottery… and I’m covered in refrigerator magnets.

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