Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu

Peee-you

Bob Tzu — Tue, 07 May 2013 00:52:24 +0000

I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.

Bob Tzu — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:02:44 +0000

My Higher Self has the munchies.

Bob Tzu — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:21:59 +0000

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

Bob Tzu — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:28:29 +0000

I just tried my first book on tape. Didn’t like it.

Maybe I should have picked a different book than “Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics”

Bob Tzu — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:54:23 +0000

Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.

Bob Tzu — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 00:47:30 +0000

The present moment ain’t what it used to be.

Bob Tzu — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:17:34 +0000

Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you’re in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

Bob Tzu — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 14:59:05 +0000

Remember, today is the day to shake your bootie while wearing adult diapers!

It’s In-Depends-Dance Day!

Bob Tzu — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:47:41 +0000

I don’t mind getting older. After all 50 is the new 49 1/2.

Bob Tzu — Mon, 07 May 2012 00:15:08 +0000

In the middle of the night, I’m taken over by the holy spirit.

I sleep in tongues.