I dropped a few

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

I lowered the suspension our Ford station wagon last week. But so far I haven’t lost a pound on this low car diet.

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Crack me up

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 28, 2011 in Bob Tzu

We had a plumber doing work under the sink at 5am. Talk about seeing the crack of dawn.

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No mustard for me

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 25, 2011 in Life

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.

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Going back in time…

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 19, 2011 in Life

Since many of my students are unfamiliar with the earliest teachings of Duhism, let me share this classic:

This is life. Life is art. Art is beauty. Beauty is skin deep. A pimple is skin deep. Therefore… This is Zit.

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It’s a gas, man

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 14, 2011 in Bob Tzu

Like all spiritual beings, I hold the entire universe in my hand. Pull my finger if you want to experience some of it.

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This makes me so mad

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 12, 2011 in Relationships

I don’t believe you should ever go to bed angry, which is why I haven’t slept since May 17th.

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Timing is everything

Posted by Bob Tzu on Sep 11, 2011 in Life

If you think life is the school of the Universe, I’d suggest you have a party BEFORE graduation.

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