I lowered the suspension our Ford station wagon last week. But so far I haven’t lost a pound on this low car diet.
We had a plumber doing work under the sink at 5am. Talk about seeing the crack of dawn.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.
Since many of my students are unfamiliar with the earliest teachings of Duhism, let me share this classic:
This is life. Life is art. Art is beauty. Beauty is skin deep. A pimple is skin deep. Therefore… This is Zit.
Like all spiritual beings, I hold the entire universe in my hand. Pull my finger if you want to experience some of it.
I don’t believe you should ever go to bed angry, which is why I haven’t slept since May 17th.