The real problem in the world today? Not enough food that uses Pop Rocks as an ingredient.
After 723 days, it’s finally happened. I have nothing to say today.
Everything on my new high-def TV looks so real, that my real life looks like a courtroom artist’s sketch.
After spending the weekend at a workshop raising my consciousness, I need a drink to raise my unconsciousness.
If I could impart only one bit of wisdom to you it would be this: never give people advice.
So grateful for the Internet. Too bad it’s just a fad.