The slings and arrows of outrageous videos

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 30, 2010 in Relationships

Courage is not shown by how you perform in battle, but by whether you’ll let your spouse look through your browser history.

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Back away from the philosopher!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 29, 2010 in Random Thoughts

My cousin Sunny Tzu advised, “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” But that’s because cousin Sunny wasn’t much for bathing.

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I love a man in uniform

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 28, 2010 in Bob Tzu

Given where our dog, Petting Tzu, sticks his nose when he meets someone new, I’m having him apply for a job with the TSA.

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Where am I going?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 26, 2010 in Love

Love will take you fearlessly into unimaginable places and inspire unbelievable actions… oh, wait, that’s lust.

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Stop giving me the potatoes!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 25, 2010 in Life

Today, I give thanks for so many things, but mostly for pants with elastic waistbands.

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Brrrr… it’s chilly in this Universe

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 24, 2010 in Spirituality

I’ve learned that when the Universe closes a door it opens a window… that I was standing in front of, in my underwear.

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In and then WAY out

Posted by Bob Tzu on Nov 23, 2010 in Philosophy

Too much inspiration makes me long for my expiration.

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