I’m sorry, but I never apologize.
When life isn’t going as you thought it should, remember that even scrambled eggs aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.
Life is not a competition.
And once you understand that… YOU WIN!
Treat every setback like a gift. And hope you can find the receipt so you can return it.
Teach me and I will forget, show me and I will remember, involve me and I will know how to outsource your job to India.
Why is it that flashers and incompetent filing clerks both have problems keeping their drawers closed?