With the holidays over, Santa’s elves are depressed. So I want to send them some elf-help books. What titles do you suggest?
You cannot choose who you love. At least not while you’re still driving that ’93 Ford Fiesta.
My prayer for today: God, make me an atheist.
I hope to become the kind of man my hamster thinks I am.
People ask me, “Bob? How do I stop all the busy-ness in my mind?”
Simple. When this video is broadcasting live, watch it and notice how your crazy thinking is replaced by the Duhism mantra, “Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.” And over the next few weeks, as you continue to watch, the mantra will get stronger and stronger in your mind, until you have no thoughts but Awwwwwwwww.
Never try your best. That way, when things don’t work out, you can comfort yourself by remembering that you didn’t try your best.