Seriously serious, I think

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 21, 2009 in Uncategorized

You are not your thinking. And you are not your body.

That said, you should seriously think about showering that body.

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I believe in Peter Pan

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 21, 2009 in Religion

One of my Duhism students told me she no longer believes in Santa.

I said, “Wow, that must be stressful for you, Mrs. Claus.”

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Can I bororow a cup of … AHA!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 19, 2009 in Relationships

True victory comes from forgiving your enemies completely.

Because then they’ll be off-guard when you go in for revenge.

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Effin’ ef F-word

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 17, 2009 in Life

A smart person knows the best thing to say.

A wise person knows when adding the f-word improves it.

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What if I’m beside myself?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 16, 2009 in Random Thoughts

Bob Tzu says, Never write about yourself in the third person.

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What a drag!

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 15, 2009 in Manifestation

Like attracts like.

Which is why you should go to singles bars in drag.

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Toys for paranoids (it’s following me!)

Posted by Bob Tzu on Dec 15, 2009 in Nature

Whatever you send out into the universe will come back to you.

Assuming, that is, you’re sending out boomerangs.

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