Trying to improve yourself wastes the time you could use to steal the identity of someone who is already much better.
Nobody is born a loser. It takes years to mature into that, and decades to master.
Every day I take a moment to be grateful for my thanklessness.
I dared to be rich. But the Universe double-dog dared me to be poor. How could I say no to a double-dog dare?!
We call a man happy who handles the difficulties of life without calling his lawyer.
Integrity is shown when the sign says “Free cookies… take ONE”