The answer is not “compared to what?”
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 2, 2009 in Relationships
The measure of a man is not how he handles adversity and turmoil, but how he answers, “Does this make me look fat?”
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Be careful or you’ll poke your third eye out
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 2, 2009 in Meditation
My friend Suzuki Roshi said, “Enlightenment is an accident. And meditation makes you accident prone.”
“Ah, Suzie,” I said, “So that’s why you meditate sitting down and not while running with scissors.”
This one’s pretty obvious
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 1, 2009 in Ask Bob
Bob Tzu was asked:
What is the most redeeming quality of human nature?
– Xena
Bob Tzu replies:
Clearly the only quality of human nature that would keep other beings from destroying us all is…
that humans figured out how to make chocolate, and then cake and, then, ultimately, chocolate cake.
No tofu was harmed by this post
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 1, 2009 in Health
Studies show that eating beef has a severe impact on your health.
And even more severe for the cow.
Look forward to watch your back
Posted by Bob Tzu on May 1, 2009 in Relationships
Before you speak ill of another, look in the mirror… and make sure they’re not standing behind you before you do it!
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