The opposite of bravery is not cowardice, it’s yrevarb.
The Universe hears your every wish, and wonders why you can’t hear it replying, “Uhhh… no.”
You are never give a vision of what’s possible, without also being given the power to hit the snooze button and forget about it.
Love all beings… except the ones who say “whole nother,” “very unique,” and “nucular.”
The effects of Duhism can be quite profound.
One who learns from his mistakes is wise.
One who learns from the mistakes of others… probably copied off his neighbor’s tests in high school, too.