Insert joke about Uranus here

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 30, 2009 in Bob Tzu

I don’t believe in astrology.

But that’s typical for a Libra.

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I think therefore I thought

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 30, 2009 in Manifestation

If you can think it, you can become it.

Unless you’re thinking about becoming rich, thin, or happy.

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Can I do less and multiply by 5?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 30, 2009 in Science

You cannot know your true limits until you give your all.

Or, you can just take it easy and guesstimate that they’re 2-3x where you’re at now.

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Can you spell Edsel?

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 29, 2009 in Creativity

All great ideas start in the imagination.

So do the stupid, crappy ones.

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Hey, and I can breathe again, too

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 28, 2009 in Philosophy

Only when you let go of who you think yourself to be will you finally discover your true pants size.

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I’ll take what’s behind door number 3

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 28, 2009 in Bob Tzu

The doctor said I have one month to live.

I’m very excited!

I picked May, 2156.

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I’m positively negative

Posted by Bob Tzu on Apr 27, 2009 in Random Thoughts

It is bad to harbor any negative thoughts… especially this one.

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