June 30, 2009
- And they all smell the same
There are many paths to the top of the landfill.
June 9, 2009
- Fakin' it 'til I'm makin' it
Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Pretend to be yourself instead.
June 1, 2009
- Oh, that wacky Swiss Army
It's said that for one who only has a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
What do things look like if you have a Swiss Army knife?
May 29, 2009
- Is that you?
You are a totally unique, one-of-a-kind individual, just like everybody else.
May 21, 2009
- May I ride on those coat tails?
One who learns from his mistakes is wise.
One who learns from the mistakes of others… probably copied off his neighbor's tests in high school, too.
May 16, 2009
- I think I hear a tree falling
If spam lands in your inbox, but nobody is there to read it, did anyone buy Viagra?
May 15, 2009
- Probably not this
My cousin Lao Tzu teaches "action through non-action," raising the life-guiding question, "WWLTND?"
(What Would Lao Tzu Not Do?)
May 10, 2009
- I vant to be alone
Solipsism isn't for everyone.
May 9, 2009
- But it smells so familiar
You can't step in the same dog poo twice.
May 3, 2009
- I think that's &
Looking for the meaning of life is like looking for the square root of purple.
April 28, 2009
- Hey, and I can breathe again, too
Only when you let go of who you think yourself to be will you finally discover your true pants size.
April 21, 2009
- What if I don't drink?
The path to self-knowledge requires both learning and un-learning.
And it has a $10 cover charge and 2 drink minimum.
April 15, 2009
- I smell a change a'coming
Duhism teaches that, like gas in the night, all things pass.
March 25, 2009
- The REAL Duh cannot be spoken…
My cousin Lao Tzu says the Tao that can be told is not the real Tao.
It's the same with The Duh.
The real Duh cannot be spoken. Only blogged and Tweeted.
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